gloomchen

I have just over 150 pages left to read in the Rolling Stone Encyclopedia of Rock. Even though I’m planning to walk to work tomorrow and all, I think I’m going to stuff it in the backpack and bring it home with me. I’m trying to figure out if I can rig something up on [...]

I still annually renew my Replay membership at Musicland/Sam Goody. It also works at Suncoast. Now, I know it’s all corporate and shit, but by the way I figure it, I’m robbing those bastards blind. Here’s how I work it. * $7.99/year membership fee. Purchase at time of membership is 10% off. * Member since [...]

Please, decent bands. Come to my town. The ad on the radio was just advertising Astrocreep, a White Zombie cover band whose apparent claim to fame is that they use computer-generated sampling to “recreate the White Zombie stage show with pinpoint accuracy.” That is fucking RETARDED. Cover bands and tribute bands… okay, I understand or [...]

Before I begin, I am going to say I’m highly qualified to write this post because I am a fantastic musician with lots of big hits. *cough* *yak* Why do bands name their albums such gay shit? Let me clarify here. If your first album is eponymous, that’s fine, cuz you’re just all getting your [...]

In a crazy turnabout of events — now the metal bands send ME fan mail. \m/ —–Original Message—– From: Lord K / The Project Hate Sent: Monday, September 07, 2020 12:29 AM To: gloomchen@whitetrashdevil.com Subject: This will be very brief. I just wanted to compliment on one fucken good interview dear. And mentioning TPH doesn´t [...]

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I biked tonight to White Zombie’s La Sexorcisto. I haven’t listened to that disc in AGES. I also didn’t realize how completely shitty the production is (probably never noticed it compared to their first two albums… blech, they sound like a muffled guitar pooped out a cd). I discovered I still know almost all the [...]

I couldn’t help myself. I HAD to get out of the house. I’ve been bored crazy all day long and my focus was nonstop on the refrigerator. So even though it was still 82 degrees outside (87 with heat index), I had to go for a walk. Just a couple of notes: 1. FUCKING ICE [...]