Oh man, oh fucking man. I got a 9-volt battery last night for my Magical Musical Thing, ya know? So today I’ve been sitting in front of the stereo, learning how to play every song that comes on. I can now play “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins and “Come Sail Away” by Styx [...]

I feel like such a badass listening to Outkast while walking through the ‘hood. Nobody in my workplace had ever heard of a mosh pit. I had to explain the ENTIRE CONCEPT to them. They then forbid me from going to the Slayer show >:) Fear Factory’s shitty last album doesn’t seem as shitty when [...]

Going to see SLAYER on October 10th, for sure now that I got the day off work. They’re playing down in Davenport, and apparently there will be 13 bands + Hatebreed there, three stages, blah blah blah. Now that I think about it, shit, this is really my first metal show. I don’t think Dream [...]