I’ve done a lot of soul-searching and I have decided that I have discovered what is the best career path for my personality. I must be an advice giver and confidante to celebrities. Not a therapist, because I need to be free to be mouthy. I’m not sure how this would make me any money [...]
Jul
25
a new career path.
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Jul
22
HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER
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Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I had a soda. Can you tell? Caffeine is not my friend. Today my Dream Theater DVDs arrived and my Aqua Teen Vol 2. Myung & Meatwad. Slayer/Slipknot are playing Cedar [...]
Jul
21
paranoia breeds little miss smart brain
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Today I downloaded the video for Green Jelly’s “Three Little Pigs,” one of my most favoritest karaoke songs ever. I haven’t seen the video in years but I could remember every moment. Mental reminder to send it to Sarah, who has heard me sing the song about a thousand times but has never heard/seen the [...]
Jul
18
the only websites with more spammy shit than porn are lyrics sites
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People post song lyrics all of the time in their journals. That’s well and good and all and shows you appreciate the tune. But I simply cannot just sit and read song lyrics. It’s a type of poetry, and I’m not all that into poetry. It’s not that I don’t have a certain love for [...]
Jul
11
the sludge is in
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On Dee Snider: If he had a foot in his mouth for every obnoxious thing he’s said (brutally honest OR outright ignorant), nobody would have any legs left. It makes for great drama. I could watch him like a TV set. On Dave Mustaine/Megadeth: Dave’s always been a whiner from the day he got booted [...]