I am rather torn. See, I love my family to death and everything else under the sun, but Gigantour is in Milwaukee on the same date as my family reunion. Megadeth and Dream Theater vs. those who love me unconditionally. I’m not sure what the verdict will be but something tells me that if anyone [...]

“GET OUT OF MY STORE!” That’s what the guy screamed as he picked up “Jimmy” via neck resting firmly in his crooked elbow. He let go, and Jimmy laughed like crazy. We headed out, all the while yelling, “GET OUT OF MY STORE! GET OUT OF MY STORE!” All that for a bit of two-liter [...]

It’s been another musical journey. I’m so thrilled that I keep having tons of those. Independence Day weekend, I made a trip to the Twin Cities. Hey, what better to do on an extended holiday weekend than road trip? I took an extra day while I was at it. No sense in not having enough [...]

He’s in his fifties now and he’s got a nice house and a wonderful wife. He managed to make enough money working as the mundanes do, toiling away forty to fifty hours a week doing manual labor and maintaining a nondescript resume. He’s raised a few children, now all grown; his primary concern now is [...]

Thursday night, I packed. Friday morning, I prepared. I posted shit like that though already. One thing of note: no real super anxiety to speak of. AND OFF to Minneapolis I went. I’ll spare you all the gory details which will actually make this post a hell of a lot shorter than it could be [...]

It’s my namesake, for crying out loud. If I hear one more “Summer Breeze” reference, I’m going to shoot myself. But other than the obvious puns I have dealt with since birth, the lovely season of summer is one for hot weather, cool frolicking in whatever sort of water is nearby, barbecues and picnics, road [...]